Roleplay Game type thingy

Rules: The first person posts a post and the second person comes up with something completely random and totally not expected! (Do not let it make sense!!) :P If you cannot think of how to continue it, let the person below you help out!

Person 1: "When Vella-deValle, first joined the computer store, she was astonished by all of the potatoes on the walls so she asked the store manager for assistance in her ice bowl sculpting class!"

Person 2: "The assistant mouse-ling loudly belched a very quiet "Hello" and went on his way to greet her! Not knowing her size, the mouse-ling wanted a certain kind of comb for her great aunt tree! So the tree flew rapidly for the largest set of butter... [Tpbm can finish my sentence if you want since I am out of Ideas.]

But then a giant cockroach came out of the sky and said britishly "Good day govener" but by then the magical rainbow lizard had eaten all of the wizard's pineapples.

All of the pineapples!! All of the pineapples were now being stolen by a rainbow lizard with magic!!
Such power this lizard possesses and such a manly face too! Nothing was original coupons!! Nothing was full of cheese!! It desperately needed cheese and tokens to see the largest pile of the most grotesque dancing rhubarb pie ever!!

"Soon the world will be mine" the cockroach said as he rode the lizard into the sunset, but then he was pelted by rhubarbs pie. Except the mans wife came and hit him on the head for eating all her potatoes.

"Say what now?" The giant purple toad said to the rhubarb pie as he turned himself into a cabbage and went downstairs to fill in the magic lizard and potatoes which were previously destroyed!! "How do I look?" he asked as he tried to send magical waves of farts off in several different directions. So much for being a hero... The wave of disbelief sighed as she turned into a crow "Nevermore until the day is completely marshmallows and teddybears!"

"Totally" said the magical wizard as he blew up the chariot of the sun. But the earth shook and the kingdom of Lororia fell to the evil juice race "Suger plums taste good in winter" said Robert.

"Are you secretly a pineapple plum?" Julia said to peter as he took over the most important pig-asaurus! "I shall call him pumpkinoes and he shall be my stupid cat!"

Billy ate corn at the table of the sugar plum forest. "what a fabulous pineapple camera" He said when the Rexarox ate the Tûlüôz.