Brew had just locked up the shop a little early. Business was slow today so there wasn't really any point in wasting his time waiting in that lonely old potion store. He looked across the street and saw sugarcube corner. Well, he was a little hungry. Even if he lived above the shop he still liked to go out to eat.
He walked into Sugarcube and looked over the choices. Well you couldn't fault them on variety. He took a blueberry muffin and decided to practice some haggling. The mare at the counter told hi the price.
"That'll be 5 bits please."
"Are you sure madam?"
"What? Of course I'm sure."
"Well I think it's mislabelled. See, a blueberry muffin is...."
He pulled one of his favourite little tricks. Brew made a very seductive face- not enough to make them want him, but enough to grease the wheel so to speak. The mare at the counter smiled and took the 3 bits they'd agreed on. Satisfied, Brew sat a table and ate his muffin.