Favorite Movie/show/anime/cartoon quotes

Khan: Because I am better.
Kirk: At what?
Khan: Everything.

-Star Trek Into Darkness

" Space Dandy: he's a dandy guy in space. He combs the galaxy like his pompadour on the hunt for aliens. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizarre new creatures both friendly and not. These are the spectacular adventures of Space Dandy and his brave space crew in space."
-Narrator (Space Dandy)

"Eat my leek!"
-Fluellen (Henry V. V. i.)

"Wow. Brad, hi! You been holding this long? Uh huh. I'm incredible. Yeah, Neverland. Uh-huh. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death. I'll fill you in later. Listen, I'd love to chat, but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. Why? Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up."
-Peter Banning (Hook)

“Heaven has no taste."
"Now-"
"And not one single sushi restaurant."
A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.
-Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens)

"My name is Castiel, I am an angel of the lord." Castiel, Supernatural.

"I'll interrogate the cat." Castiel, Supernatural.

"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition." Castiel, Supernatural.

"See if they have pie." Dean, Supernatural.

"I don't need help from you, moose." Crowly, Supernatural.

"I don't understand that reference." Castiel, Supernatural.

"I rebelled against heaven, and I did it, all of it, for you." Castiel, Supernatural.

"I learned that from the Pizza man." Castiel, Supernatural.

"Hellooo, Trickster." Gabriel, Supernatural.

"Yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too." Sam, Supernatural

"Planes crash and apparently clowns kill." Sam, Superntural

"It's funnier in Enochian." Castiel, Supernatural.

"I found a liquor store." -And?- "And I drank it." Castiel, Supernatural.

"Wait there's no such thing as a unicorn?" Sam, Supernatural.

"I lost my shoe." Sam, Supernatural

"The whistle makes me their god." Dean, Supernatural.

"I'm Batman." Dean, Supernatural.

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts their cake hole." Dean, Supernatural.

"Bring me some pie." Dean, Supernatural.

((Sorry about all those quotes... sorta hopped up on Supernatural at the moment. Sorry about all the Cas quotes, he's my fav. <3))

Lets get this topic back to life ^^

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V for Vendetta

Evey Hammond: Who are you?

V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.

V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
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Star trek Voyager

Captain Janeway: [to replicator] Coffee, black.
Voyager Computer: Make it yourself!
(some of you might not get this one xD)
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Seven of Nine: You will be assimilated.
Neelix: No time for that now. Maybe later.
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Tom Paris: When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get nervous.
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B'Elanna Torres: The Borg wouldn't know fun even if they assimilated an amusement park.
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Harry Kim: Didn't we already pass a tri-nary system like this?
Chakotay: Not that I remember, why?
Harry Kim: It just seems familiar.
Tuvok: Perhaps you are experiencing a paradoxical state dependant associative phenomenon.
Harry Kim: [puzzled look]
Captain Janeway: Déjà vu!
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Tom Paris: Well, Harry and I wanted to explore the station. We wanted to broaden our understanding of alien cultures and...
Captain Janeway: Skip the recruiting speech, you were looking for a bar.
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The Doctor: Seven. Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Seven of Nine: I have a date.
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Tom Paris: The only Klingon I'm afraid of is my wife after she's worked a double shift.
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Captain Janeway: Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for "get out".
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The Doctor: You're a woman, Seven.
Seven of Nine: Is that an observation or a diagnosis?
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Portal 2
Cave Johnson:All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
GLaDOS: Yeah.
Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: Get Mad!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons!
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy.
Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
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Wheatley: There should be a portal device on that podium over there. I can't see it though. Maybe it fell off. Do you want to go and have a quick look?
[Chell falls through hole in the ground while examining the podium]
Wheatley: Whoah! Hello? Can you see the portal gun? Also, are you alive? That's important; should have asked that first. I'm - do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive, and I'm just going to wait for you up ahead. I'll wait - I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back, and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. All right? Brilliant! Go, team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not - dead.
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Announcer: Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.
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Space Core: SPAAAAACE!
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"You were designed to be a moron." GlaDOS, Portal 2

"Go eat a boat!" One of the guys from Two best friends play. (I can't remember their names)

"Oh no, I appear to have burst into flames." The Spy, Team Fortress 2

"Rise and shine, Doctor Freeman, Rise and shine." The G Man, Half Life 2

"I'll use my frying pan...


AS A DRYING PAN!"

Brock, johto

"I've just had another near Rincewind experience."
Death, The Colour of Magic

"I once killed a man in his sleep with his own moustache and a grape."
-Germany, Hetalia

"I know my ideas are best because otherwise I'd kill them!"
-Russia, Hetalia: Paint it White

"Risking my life for European politics would make me gassy."
-Poland, Hetalia

"You're procrastinating, shut up and say my name."
-Norway, Hetalia


I'm such a Hetalia nerd, I'm sorry xD

"No one even uses the metric system anymore, it only makes you taller than me in, like, Canada."
~Dipper

He has wrong facts.

"I'm scared if I stop all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."
Archer - on the subject of drinking
From Archer

"How'd I get stuck with these two knuckleheads..."
Meowth

"You're too slow!"
Sonic