RANDOM OFF!!

Rules: Compete with the person above you to create an even more random sentence then they do!!

p1. "Once, I met santa clause in the alley of greater lettuce! We then started ducking about this huge sniffle-dumb and he said he wanted to try it! So, eel left the futon and went to the monkey's oven to see if he could steal some dupes!"

p2. "I am dupe king/queen of the nile! Save yourself from the Sniffle-dumb and I'll be sure to make a gryphondor happy!!!

And so on!!

I'll bet you can't squid your way out of this giant flipping sandwich your in!!

You're right, I can't squid my way out of anything, not even a purple spotted wazoo, but I can fizzle my way out of a rainbow's nostril!