King of the Hill!

Hey, I wasn't fully sure where to post this. So I just put it in "Off Topic" seeing as how its more or so a forum game than an RP.

The way you play this game is that one poster is on top of the hill. The next poster will then take the hill from the original poster in a creative way. The next poster MUST explain how he/she takes the hill for themselves, other wise they will just be ignored.

Example:

Poster1: I climb up the hill and plant my own flag on it.

Poster2: I shove poster1 off the hill and set the flag on fire.

Poster3: I throw a pudding cup up at Poster2 causing them to be blinded. While they are blinded I throw her off the hill.

Poster4: I seduce Poster3 and convince him to run away.

Etc,etc,etc.

But try and be more creative than me!

(...(Hopefully ponies will find this and post in it...))


Here, i'll start:

I climb to the top of hill with a lawn chair and a bottle of water.

I am the king of the Hill!

I throw a wedge of Cheese at the back of Kid's head, causing him to somehow fall off his chair and roll down the hill. I then place myself into the lawn chair and take a sip of the water.

I am now the king of the hill.

I grab a piece of pie and throw it at theLars, causing him to be blinded long enough for me to run up grab my water bottle and shove him down the hill. :twisted:

I also throw my old water bottle at him and grab a new one. :3

I am, once again, the awesome king of the hill! :D

I consult the local government to grant me the land of the hill, and subsequently the title of 'king.'

You guys may be on the hill, but it is owned by me and I am officially, legally, and truthfully 'King of the Hill'.

I overthrow the kingdom, using my newfound rebel army to take the Hill from Intel's Tyrany. I therefore Crown myself the New King of the Hill.

I gouge out the eyes of Iccy and kick down him and sends the rebels to the moon. I am now the king because Iccy is blind and blind people have no power :b

A lobby group promoting the respect of the disabled comes and lynches Lars. He is killed by an almost blind lunatic ranting about feminist conspiracies.

A few days later, the title of king of the hill is delivered to my secret lair.

I sneak into enter's lair and carefully pick up the deed to the hill and replace it with an equally weighted bag of dirt, I then sneak back to the hill and build a castle around the hill with turrets on and proclaim myself king.